Help Help help!

I need to know if the spells actually work! Can someone tell me?

Oh please. I doubt they are but if you find a spell that works please LET ME KNOW! I am on my knees... Literally. I AM BEGGING YOU! Yes you, aha I aint joking! YOU! You!! Im counting on YOU!! YOU YOU YOU!!! .... no pressure 

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